I'm pretty sure this is wrong, but this is what my brain thinks:
"Bad grades on finals this week = no law journal = no summer job = no job ever = living in a cardboard box."

My only comfort is that I have seen the Lord of the Rings movies more than almost everyone I know (the 2 of you know who you are). I wonder if I have seen them more than anyone else at my school. If anyone has seen them more than me, I'd like to meet those people. How can I find them? Should I put a sign up on the bulletin board next to the need-a-roommate signs?