Day In The Life Of A Law Student

(1) Cat threw up on the sofa.

(2) Cashier in the liquor store carded me. I yelled "awesome" and pumped my arms. She gave me a strange look. I explained that it had been many years since someone thought I might be in my 20's.

(3) Neighbor's house burned down. Or maybe it just smoldered. Or maybe just a gas leak. I didn't have a good view from my window, and it seemed really tacky to go sit outside on the porch and watch, like all the other neighbors. Of course I wanted to go outside and watch. But I put a higher priority on keeping the neighbors from knowing how nosy I am.