Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Dear Law School:

May I please have my grades? No? How about now? Now? Okay... now?

Don't make me do that thing that Sydney Bristow does where she puts on a sexy dress and kicks somebody's ass, because I will put on my sexy dress and come down there and kick your law school ass.*

Love, me.

* The law school's ass is located in the ladies' room on the 2nd floor with the alarm that keeps going off and the really small stalls and the creepy missing ceiling. Because that's the part of the law school that needs to have the crap beat out of it, and therefore it must be the ass.


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