Saturday, November 12, 2005

Merry Fucking Christmas

(1) There are 2 radio stations in my area that compete to see who can be the first to switch over to the 24-hour "Christmas" format. Apparently there is some sort of prestige associated with this. This year, one of them started immediately after Halloween. I turn on the radio, they're playing "Silver Bells," and it's 70 degrees out.

(2) I am SO unbelievably sick and tired of hearing people argue about whether or not towns can put Christmas trees in front of city hall and whether public school art teacher can have their students make stupid little wreaths out of green pipe cleaners and whether towns can have a "Holiday Parade" instead of a "Christmas Parade" and I just don't want to hear about it anymore! For the love of god, just stop whining! Listening to these debates is like listening to two little kids aruing over whose turn it is to pick what TV station to watch. I just want to send the Republicans and the Democrats to their rooms and not let them have Christmas at all until they can learn to get along.

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