Friday, June 02, 2006

Why, for the love of God, why?

Now you can finish law school in 2 years!

I think that the crazy people who do this deserve their inevitable heart attacks. 18 credits a semester? Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket, what the hell for? You're going to live like 70 years, what's the problem with spending 3 of those years in law school? If finishing fast is so important, why not do some sort of Clockwork Orange thing where you're strapped into a chair and your eyelids are taped open and sections of the UCC are flashed in front of your eyes 24 hours a day. Then you could finish law school in 6 months!! Wouldn't that be super!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear that's the new interrogation technique in Guantanamo.

5:50 PM  

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