Thursday, June 16, 2005

To The Woman Sitting Two Rows In Front Of Me In Class

It's possible that the thong that shows above the top of your low-rise pants is sexy. Reasonable minds can differ on this point. However, it is indisputable that the control-top pantyhose that you are wearing over the thong and under the pants are NOT attractive, especially when they extend several inches above the top of the pants.

Additionally, I worry about the health effects of wearing pantyhose under pants during a week-long heatwave that has already killed a senior citizen.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pantyhose under pants are uncomfortable. Sheer knee-highs are the solution!

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Some of us pantyhose pervs love nothing better than a nice waistband sighting.
Please inform us of any subsequent displays!

10:47 PM  

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