I thought that after classes ended in May, and I started to relax a little bit, that I was regaining my perspective on life, and getting back to the person I used to be. I thought that I had gotten pretty much back to normal. But I was WRONG. I thought law school was pretty neat, and sometimes even fun. And I'm sort of right, law school can be fun. But you know what's way more fun than law school, so much better that there's really no comparison? Mr. T. How could I have forgotten that? What has law school done to me?

Dec. 10, 2004: I just discovered that the Mr. T link now goes to a completely different Onion article. Here is a replacement Mr. T link: Mr. T