CSI: Law School

I've decided to keep up the grueling TV-watching schedule that I established this summer. I figure it doesn't really matter if I'm unprepared in class at the beginning of the semester - the professors will forget by the end of the semester. And I'm very responsible about doing some reading during every commercial break.

So I'm still catching up on my pop culture. How come I keep seeing ads for "season finales"? I thought TV shows ended their seasons in May. Maybe that's why the ads describe every single episode as "shocking".

Men!

There are hundreds of players in the NFL. Mention any name to a man, and he will know the player's position and team. And probably where he went to college. A man has an astonishing amount of NFL data stored in his head. It's especially astonishing compared to the limited amount of information he is able to retain about a WOMAN HE IS HAVING SEX WITH.

Things I Learn From Watching TV [CSI Edition]

The only people in Miami who have jobs are bartenders, cops, and paramedics. Everyone else spends all their time going to clubs and partying next to a pool in their bathing suits.