Tuesday, July 04, 2006

New Diet

I'm going to take advantage of my class-free summer and finally lose all the lawschool weight I gained over the past 3 years. The problem is that I haven't found a diet that includes a sufficient amount of chocolate. I bet that if I ate nothing but chocolate, in limited quantities, I would lose weight. Chocolate and Flintstone vitamins. Would that cause scurvy? Okay, here's the plan:

Breakfast: bowl of cereal with milk
Lunch: a healthful salad
Dinner: chocolate and a glass of wine

I think that sounds sufficiently balanced yet also low-calorie.

[50 days until classes start again - think how skinny I would be if I lost a pound a day!]

Sunday, July 02, 2006

It's All About Me

Things I like:
(1) hiccups - they're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy, fun fun fun fun fun!
(2) deja vu - I don't know why, it just entertains me.

Things I don't like:
(1) People who use the word "ascertain" instead of any of the many other less-pretentious alternatives.